This is what I do for a living
This is what I do for a living: BBC ONLINE COMEDY
Published: 8 Jan 2003
Cancer of the Arse
I don’t know what life is all about but I treasure these moments, just me and a plate of fried eggs. FRIED EGG RELATED PLEASURE
You know there’s only one letter missing from Fried Egg – add the letter n and get Friend Egg. Mmm. Yummy Yokey Goodness.
Today in my inbox were three emails offering penis enlargements. There were the usual ones about consolidating debts.
What do you do when you are emotionally indebted to people and you can’t keep up the payments? I think it would work out well if I could consolidate and be just indebted to, say, my 4th year English teacher.
I’d have to keep up the small emotional repayments for over sixty years but at least things would be under control, and maybe, who knows, I could even think about getting indebted to some new people.