Breakfast – Published: 14 Jan 2004

Dermot and Natasha

Dermot and Natasha

Dermot: I love our little show. We have this winning journalistic formula.

Natasha: Yeah, we call it good cop / good cop. I play the good cop.

Dermot: But you’re not as good as me…

Natasha: …At being as interesting as a piece of wet cardboard, you mean?

Dermot: But we do have a real chemistry.

Natasha: In the same way a compost heap has chemistry.

Dermot: I’ll do the hard news and you do the touchy feely stuff.

Natasha: Our next guest has cancer of the face. Tell us about it, it must be awful…

Dermot: What a pro. Can you get a close up on me looking concerned?

Comments

A visitor‘ left this comment on 20 Jan 04
On behalf of the missus, I couldn’t possibly comment on this post.TomD [tom@sparklefluff.com]
A visitor‘ left this comment on 20 Jan 04
On behalf of the missus, I couldn’t possibly comment on this post.TomD [tom@sparklefluff.com]
A visitor‘ left this comment on 20 Jan 04
You are a very, very funny man. Yay you.KP
A visitor‘ left this comment on 15 Jan 04

“RAGI! WHERE IS RAGI OMAR!? The new gameshow from News 24 – we send him to the most dangerous places in the world, then tip off fundamentalist extremists about his location and see if they can get to him before you can!”Timster – if you hate N24 so much, why in God’s Preserved Name do you watch it so much? NEWS Junkie, admit it now, and we can all go home.Nearstars

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