Dermot: I love our little show. We have this winning journalistic formula.
Natasha: Yeah, we call it good cop / good cop. I play the good cop.
Dermot: But you’re not as good as me…
Natasha: …At being as interesting as a piece of wet cardboard, you mean?
Dermot: But we do have a real chemistry.
Natasha: In the same way a compost heap has chemistry.
Dermot: I’ll do the hard news and you do the touchy feely stuff.
Natasha: Our next guest has cancer of the face. Tell us about it, it must be awful…
Dermot: What a pro. Can you get a close up on me looking concerned?
“RAGI! WHERE IS RAGI OMAR!? The new gameshow from News 24 – we send him to the most dangerous places in the world, then tip off fundamentalist extremists about his location and see if they can get to him before you can!”Timster – if you hate N24 so much, why in God’s Preserved Name do you watch it so much? NEWS Junkie, admit it now, and we can all go home.Nearstars