Modern life is rubbish. It can’t be argued, it just is.
That said, some recent inventions are so unbelievably cool I find I’m awestruck. Like Honda’s Asimo robots. They walk up stairs, they wave their chunky hands, they carry drinks on trays, just like we always wanted robots to do.
Maybe I’m sick, but I just can’t wait for one of these shiny angelic mechanoids to go mental and kill someone.
Wrong, I know. But you just can’t grow up on a diet of Judge Dread and Star Wars and not feel that these little fellas need to run amok in the Honda staff canteen before they can graduate to the designation of ‘proper robot’.
And I’m sure they’d be very efficient killers. Honda doesn’t build rubbish.
That would drive me insane. “Get a fucking move on and say what you want to say!!!”