Our rampantly consumer-driven society seems to have brought us to a point where we are encouraged to buy sexy underwear for our mums.
Am I alone in thinking that’s just a tiny bit… creepy?
Son: Open your present, mother.
Mother: Oh, a peephole bra. Lovely.
Son: Do you like it? Did I guess the right size?
Mother: Well it’s a bit different from the usual box of Thornton’s Continentals.
Son: Try it on.
Mother: Look. I’m starting to feel like I don’t know you.