The Police – good at driving fast, beating people up, being tough on crime, and the causes of crime, so long as the causes of crime are things you can hit with a stick.
Not much good at white-collar crime. Excellent at shooting innocent people and brilliant at watching 24hr reality TV crime through their awesome network of crime-cams.
That said, your heart melts and your faith in the human race is restored when you read about this one good and incredibliy sane, humane cop…
Call Capita and let them outsource your soul
A nice story about Crapita.