Tat n. colloq. 1 a tatty or tasteless clothes; worthless goods. b rubbish, junk.
2 a shabby person. [back-form. f. TATTY]
Urban Crap is the crap thought up and written down by Timothy Urban.
Tim lives in Manchester but, like everyone there, dreams of being somewhere else.
2000 years of art, science, philosophy and politics have brought the UK to this place where crap rules, where the fine Victorian library can be demolished to make way for a Matalan, where an ethical bank is managed by a meth head, where your town’s Christmas lights are sponsored by Tango.
Timothy Urban stands defiantly before this tsunami of drivel and politely points out that this is crap!